SOCIALLY MEDIATED - HEAVILY MEDICATED.

HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE ANDREW? (A potted analysis of patriarchal paralysis). Colonel-in-Chief 'avin a larf! I think we should be very careful in our treatment of the ex-Grand Old Duke of York. He may or may not be guilty of despicable crimes. His family business do have form though. They’ve inter-bred incestuously, married very young, executed and abused partners, taken us to wars in which millions of innocents have died, murdered each other, invented their own religion, and made insidious torture a long-term tourist money-spinner. But……. ..............Prince Andrew Albert Christian Edward Windsor/Saxe Coburg & Gotha of Haus Wettin Saxony-Anhalt & Thuringia STILL IS the biological brother of the divinely appointed & anointed Kwing of England, Wales, Scotland, a bit of Ireland, 14 Commonwealth countries, and the Duke of Cornwall - Charles III! This cannot be undone. They are bro’s bruv! The god who anointed & appointed the Kwing divinely, albeit the An...

You get to thinking about a lot of things whilst lying on a sick bed in a warden-assisted retirement complex, having been told by a GP to come-off the very drugs that are keeping you mobile & upright, in order for the new drugs and the Gastric Man Flu/Covid/Cold virus to do their immune system tango. What Is Death? is one of them. When will it arrive? is another. Why was I even born!?!?!? is a frequent visitor. And Will anyone miss me?, Do I need to destroy any evidence?, Who will take the cat? And What song would I like played at my funeral? are the others. This week, as I polished-off a Lansprazole cocktail with hot honey & Actifed chaser, I thought about the olden days, when things were very much better (if you ignored the austerity, poverty, power-cuts, rampant sexual abuse, misogyny, racism, and awful chart music). Here is a list of things I think I would like to see brought back: PK or Beech Nut chewing gum (in a 4 pack) Football cards with inedible gum coated in chalk...