UNBELIEVABLE! Lawn Bowls Commentator Returns After Only One Week!


 

In a shocking set of events, having 'done a Lineker' only 9 days ago, Yanny Mac 3rd Person is set to return to his position as Lawn Bowls commentator at the B.B.C. for Retirement Villas TV!


A spokesperson for Yanny Mac 3rd Person told Socially Mediated:

"I think Mac was a bit hasty in his retirement announcement.
There's still at least 20 more home games to be played at the B.B.C. this season, and he still hasn't heard anything about his back operation.
He's off his tits most days, and the thought of sharing Top 5 Clouds as a distraction has somewhat spurred him into action.
We welcome change here in the Waveney Valley, and this is just the sort of U-Turn we all live for".



Mac was unavailable for comment when we tried to contact him earlier.
A resident of Retirement Villas said they saw him 'go out in his Invacar.......probably to the swimming pool, or maybe the Co-Op'.

It's thought Yanny Mac could be back in time for next week's Beccles League Division 1 clash against Mundham & Seething.



We asked fellow RVTV commentator Paddy for a comment, but y'know.



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